Week of WTF: Day 2

Alright folks, welcome to (a slightly late!) Day 2! Pay special attention to each picture, because I'm going to call for a vote at the end of the week to find the reader favorite!

#5: You shall not pass

...or get to see Lady Gandalf's face.

#4: Yes I have tickets

...and I'd like a refund.

#3: Come on, another one?

At least it's a *hard* hat. ;P

#2: I GOT THIS!

...dude looks like a cracked out George Lopez...and why is his shirt wet? O_o

#1: If you're happy and you know it, clap your...oh Lord.

Is the right one sad because he's smaller?

Week of WTF: Day 1

Yay! Well, I've finally collected enough photos to give you guys my "Week of WTF". For the next seven days, I'll be posting 5 of the weirdest dating profile pictures I've found daily. Let's get started, shall we?

#5: False Advertisement

#4: Simpler than Ikea
...or pants, apparently.

#3: Busted!
...no pun intended. ;P

#2: Cameras and Booze
They really don't mix.

#1: Interesting Method
Now I'm kind of grateful I dropped my art class...

Well, this is new.

I now have obnoxious GIRLS pestering me. One keeps texting me and BEGGING me to call her, regardless of how many times I say no. One keeps asking over and over again for nudes and tells me "the chat isn't working, I didn't get your message" repeatedly. No, sweetheart, the chat works fine. I just don't dignify "pleeeease it'll be fun!" with a response. Ugh.

Does anyone else share in my confusion?

Click the picture for a better view.

I tried to post this yesterday, but Blogger didn't feel like it.

It's not like it's anything remotely new or unique, but I still can't wrap my head around how guys respond to "Sorry, I have a boyfriend" with "He doesn't have to know." This one guy is from Boston and he looks like a short-haired scrawny version of Lil Jon (OKAY) and when I told him about my boyfriend, he said he likes a challenge. Ugh.

So anyhow, he's been on me to hang out this week, and I told him just to pick a place and a night and I'll try and work it in. It's a pretty busy week for me. He chose a night I have rehearsal for the musical I'm in, so I told him I'd be getting there early (we rehearse at a public park) and he could come down and chill for a little while if he wanted to. He said it's not worth coming all the way down here for just a few hours, and I told him that quite frankly, I didn't know why he'd want to drive all the down here anyway. I was expecting him to say something nice about me, but he says "Get some drinks and maybe go to a hotel". I literally laughed out loud.

1.) I would already have to be drunk to agree to start drinking with some sketchy ass dude.

2.) He would then have to buy me the ENTIRE bottle of tequila to talk me into going back to a hotel with him. (And I have no doubt that's exactly what he's counting on!)

3.) Since I can't even legally drink yet(something else this guy should know without asking, since it's all over my profile and every message I send him), this guy's not gonna get to see me drop that ass to the flo'. :P