I tried to post this yesterday, but Blogger didn't feel like it.

It's not like it's anything remotely new or unique, but I still can't wrap my head around how guys respond to "Sorry, I have a boyfriend" with "He doesn't have to know." This one guy is from Boston and he looks like a short-haired scrawny version of Lil Jon (OKAY) and when I told him about my boyfriend, he said he likes a challenge. Ugh.

So anyhow, he's been on me to hang out this week, and I told him just to pick a place and a night and I'll try and work it in. It's a pretty busy week for me. He chose a night I have rehearsal for the musical I'm in, so I told him I'd be getting there early (we rehearse at a public park) and he could come down and chill for a little while if he wanted to. He said it's not worth coming all the way down here for just a few hours, and I told him that quite frankly, I didn't know why he'd want to drive all the down here anyway. I was expecting him to say something nice about me, but he says "Get some drinks and maybe go to a hotel". I literally laughed out loud.

1.) I would already have to be drunk to agree to start drinking with some sketchy ass dude.

2.) He would then have to buy me the ENTIRE bottle of tequila to talk me into going back to a hotel with him. (And I have no doubt that's exactly what he's counting on!)

3.) Since I can't even legally drink yet(something else this guy should know without asking, since it's all over my profile and every message I send him), this guy's not gonna get to see me drop that ass to the flo'. :P