Well, this is new.

I now have obnoxious GIRLS pestering me. One keeps texting me and BEGGING me to call her, regardless of how many times I say no. One keeps asking over and over again for nudes and tells me "the chat isn't working, I didn't get your message" repeatedly. No, sweetheart, the chat works fine. I just don't dignify "pleeeease it'll be fun!" with a response. Ugh.