"even though i know we can"t have a chance, i do how ever would like to know how awesome are your breast? Like whats the size of your nipples and arolas?"
- 26-year old male, New York
- 26-year old male, New York
Anyhow, I thought I'd let you guys in on some of what I've got stashed away to post at a later date. I'm currently compiling my list of 100 Ridiculous Usernames, another couple of rounds of Horrible Profile Pictures, and even a post on misleading pictures with plenty of examples! I'm pretty excited to get them finished, so hang tight until then!
Oh! And before I forget, I stumbled on a great About Me section I thought I'd pass on. The guy didn't want me to link it back to him, which is a shame, cuz he's a total cutie.
Are some of these people serious with their profile "about me"
"I have already found the one."
"My girlfriend signed me up and I'm deleting this soon."
"I'm not interested in men or women."
"I have thirty naked pictures but I'm shy and hate my body."
"I hate smokers but pot is okay."
"I'm here for NSA (but ill call you hourly after wee hook up.)"
"You look similar to someone I already know so I'm going to terrorize your page until I discover I was wrong and delete my profile"
"I don't discriminate against ethnic groups (when I get to know you I am really a closet racist.)"
AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE
"Yeah I had sex with those two guys after just meeting and being on video tape but that does not make me a immoral! OMG! You eat meat and drrive a SUV! You are the devil!"
Just know I will be as real with you as you are with me.
Bravo, sir.
Oh! And before I forget, I stumbled on a great About Me section I thought I'd pass on. The guy didn't want me to link it back to him, which is a shame, cuz he's a total cutie.
Are some of these people serious with their profile "about me"
"I have already found the one."
"My girlfriend signed me up and I'm deleting this soon."
"I'm not interested in men or women."
"I have thirty naked pictures but I'm shy and hate my body."
"I hate smokers but pot is okay."
"I'm here for NSA (but ill call you hourly after wee hook up.)"
"You look similar to someone I already know so I'm going to terrorize your page until I discover I was wrong and delete my profile"
"I don't discriminate against ethnic groups (when I get to know you I am really a closet racist.)"
AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE
"Yeah I had sex with those two guys after just meeting and being on video tape but that does not make me a immoral! OMG! You eat meat and drrive a SUV! You are the devil!"
Just know I will be as real with you as you are with me.
Bravo, sir.
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