So yea, personally I'm a tad surprised when a guy even makes it a week of talking to me without one of us getting annoyed with the other (I'm a lot to handle :P), but on top of that, Pally had to give my MOTHER (who I live with) his phone number, last name, and ADDRESS before she'd let me go out with him. AND she almost confiscated his keys since I was going to be driving us to our destination. And after all that, he still drove two hours to come see me. Course, the boy must have a sixth sense, since he arrived at my house just as I was getting out of the shower. He called me and the first thing I said was "You WOULD show up while I was naked." So, I threw on that ADORABLE outfit I had thankfully laid out ahead of time, haha, but the makeup I even practiced doing the night before ( I like him, don't judge me) never got put on. I felt kinda naked. :/
Luckily, he still thought I looked nice. He even told me I looked beautiful, which quite frankly, no date has said to me since the 11th grade. WTF, guys. Way to drop the ball on that one. Though, I guess technically the date who wouldn't even look in my direction for fear of staring at my fantastic rack could probably be taken as indirectly telling me I look great. :P
Anyhow, I drove us to a mall, cuz, that's all there really is to do if you're under 21 in Connecticut. At least he was from out of state and the same old mall I go to all the time wasn't so redundant for him. We kinda just walked around looking and random things, having some pretty awesome conversation, then we went to the food court for some Burger King. Haha, I know, it's not really date food but just his company was so much fun I definitely didn't mind. He even held me when the janitor guy dropped a tray on my head while trying to get it off the trash can behind me. And God did he smell good. I know it's just Axe, but that stuff seriously gets me every time. So then we walked around and I pulled him into Newbury Comics (I swear they're not paying me for advertising), where we ran into...can you guess? My ex-fiance and his girlfriend, who probably has a voodoo doll of me under her pillow. Lovely! I tried really hard to pass it off as not awkward by saying hello and smiling, but nope. My ex gave me this "Oh shit!" look and I got death glare from the girlfriend, who mind you, I grew up best friends with. So, as I can see my ex clearly trying to push his girlfriend out of the store we were in, she stops to look at a display rack right behind my darling date, who says loudly, "Well, that seemed awkward." I then had to pull him to the back of the store and explain the whole thing to him. Oi vey. If only that were the most awkward event of our date.
I then decide to leave that mall, and drive us to, yes, a different mall. Oh, CT. <3 But anyhow. We get to the other mall, park outside of Sears, and walk in. We're literally fifteen feet in the door when we run into a friend of mine who works there. He actually conveniently already has a nickname, from high school. We used to call him Small Child before he hit that growth spurt and is now actually taller than me. So, Small Child starts talking about how he hasn't seen me in forever, and reminisces with me, as I'm standing there holding Pally's hand. Small Child then goes, "Remember that time I couldn't find your nipple?". No, no I don't remember that at all, actually. So he tells me this whole story about it then finishes with "Yup, first boob I ever touched." Well, that's great to know but I wish my date didn't. Small Child then asks for my number before his boss walks over and makes him go back to work. Thankfully, my date was cool about it. He goes "Wow, he got alll kinds of defensive." Come on, 6-feet tall, blonde, looks like Prince William, and his voice has dropped! Of course Pally is threatening. :)
So then, as we've been walking around for hours, Pally treats me to a movie, and we decide to go see Brothers (okay movie...great idea, poor execution), and we're the only people in the theater haha. It was not easy to get that boy to actually watch the movie haha, but he picked up on my body language fast and ended up just cuddling with me, which was actually very nice.
Later I drove him back to my house, cuz his car was parked there, and we just sit in my car and talk for a few minutes. Next thing I know, my dad is in his car right behind mine, calling my cell phone. Apparently he could see Pally in the front seat, but not me! Rofl. I'm short. Sue me. So, I was very sad to see Pally get back in his car for the drive back to Rhode Island. I really wish he lived closer. The night ended with me wishing he didn't have to go, and getting teased mercilessly for having been caught making out in my car. All in all, amazing date.
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