Monday, January 11, 2010

Wow, must be a full moon.

So, it's seriously 6am, and so far, I've gotten a message from a Canadian that said "U look like u need some cock" (what is that even supposed to mean?), a skinny white boy whose tagline says "Single and looking hard!" but whose marital status says "Not single/Not looking" (his profile also says he just had "wrisht sergry" and he has a five month old son....God help that child!), and a guy who compared me to a rotting rat carcass. He also thinks I'm creepy. Oh, what a good day it's bound to be!

Aside from that, I think I'm actually going to have to have a pretty serious conversation with this cute, kind of nerdy looking Jew I've been talking to for a few days now. For one, he's entirely too clingy. I'm rather sick of getting the "Hey, text me when you get this!" texts a half dozen times a day. Beyond that, once we discussed the fact that we're both ideally looking for serious, long-term relationships, suddenly I was the girl he's been looking for his whole life. He seems far more attached to me than is healthy, let alone comfortable for me. He even offered to come home from Florida, where he's staying to take care of his sick father, a few weeks early so we could be together. He's been asking me how soon I'd like to make a commitment to him after our first date (they can't ever get weird BEFORE I agree to dinner??), because he thinks we'd make an amazing couple. He doesn't KNOW me. Every time he asks me about it, I simply tell him it's far too soon to be making any kind of judgements like that. It doesn't seem to be clicking though, and for fear of actually hurting this poor guy, I'm gonna have to lay it all out for him. Now I'm just left to hope that he's simply naive, and not a bit ....off.

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