It's too bad I'm only hearing from people I likely should have blocked ages ago. So, my lovely friend, Craig, IM'ed me again tonight to ask if I missed him. I tried to give him the nice answer: that I don't know him well enough to miss him. He said that was a lie, so I had to change my answer to, "Well in that case, I just plain didn't miss you." He then said he didn't believe me, and "eew". It bothers me that he says that like he's an eleven-year old girl. I also got a text message from Keith, the pedophile who did two hours of jail time for trying to meet up with a "thirteen girl" for sex. Yuck. Needless to say, his English has not improved. Why can't I meet ONE GUY who speaks passable English?!!
He said: Do you play u puss
I'm assuming he meant: Do you masturbate?
He said: I ever licked ass i wann tri it
I'm assuming he meant: I have never attempted analingus before. I think I would like to try it.
He said: I have a 7 inck dick
I'm assuming he meant: My penis is larger than average.
He said: Wish we can meet. So I can lick u puss ass.
I'm assuming he meant: It saddens me that you have no desire to meet with me whatsoever, as I would thoroughly enjoy to orally please you in ways you would never allow.
Then he pulled the typical (and I'm seriously distressed that this has become typical!), "You should have sex with me because your boyfriend is obviously cheating on you anyway" card. For the love of all things holy, WHY IS THIS SUCH A COMMON TACTIC?!! Does this work on some women?!! I mean for crying out loud, where is that logic coming from? Thankfully he dropped it after I flatly told him I wasn't dating an absolute ass-hat and I actually trust my boyfriend, but jeez.
That would be a man trying to play on a woman's insecurities. He knows he's not getting it - he just wants to plant awful thoughts in your head and make some chaos in your life since you said no.
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