If you spend enough time sending messages to new people, you tend to run out of cute, clever openers. Haha, I sent one last night that said "I'm too tired to think of anything clever. You're cute. Write back if you'd like." Sure, it's not terribly impressive, but it gets the point across. That's why I try and leave some sort of conversation starter in a few places on my profiles. My username, for one, tends to get people to ask questions. On one site, I have a tagline that says "Ask me anything :3", so I wasn't really surprised when I got a message with that as the subject. So what did this mystery man want to ask me? "Do you like a guy in good shape who has a big c*ck?". Be still my heart :P Honestly. What woman's gonna say no to that? But if that's all it took to get a woman to like you, you probably wouldn't need to be on a dating site. Try a little class. I hear chicks dig that. But anyhow, when faced with this sort of question, a girl has three options: Tell Lover Boy to control his hormones, play along with it, or pretend nothing sexual and CHEESY was ever said. The third option is usually my favorite, but I had really ought to know by now that most men just can't take the hint. After actually trying to have a normal conversation with this guy, he says, "K, enough of the small talk lol! U def look thick and sexy! You think you have a big enough ass for me to handle?" ....Seriously? Seriously! What in the HELL am I supposed to say to that? It's a shame this guy is actually really attractive, because I just honestly don't think I can even dignify that with a response.
*UPDATE* This guy just messaged me again a day or so later, to say "Thanks for the considerate response. What's the point of replying anyway? To lead someone on?" Hmm. If he's calling me rude, I think I mostly have to laugh at that. However, this time I DID reply. "Sorry, you just come off REALLY strong. It can be a bit overwhelming." And that's putting it nicely. Hopefully he takes that to heart. ;P
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