Okay, I have a confession. I'm very easily irritated by poor grammar. I have my lazy moments where capitalization holds the least of my worries while typing, but downright awful grammar makes me want to punch people. Likewise, terrible spelling and broken English annoy me as well. I can't really BLAME people for it - some people just aren't good at it, but still. I hate having to look at it. Today, I had a guy tell me he's a psychobiologist, which would be impressive, if he had spelled it right. I had another guy chat me up on Star Wars (I'm a nerd) and he spelled Princess Leia wrong. :( But by far the worst today was a foreign guy who asked me "u are sexy, nice boobs - what is size?" Oi. I can't decide if I'm more put off by the fact that I just got hit on by Borat, or that he's not the first guy to come right out and ask me how big my boobs are. Like, honestly?? Why do guys think this is a good idea?
Seriously guys, let me give you a tip: Don't ask a girl you just started talking to anything about her body. You probably shouldn't ask a girl how big her boobs are until you've already seen them. Don't ask her if she shaves until it's actually a pressing issue, and if you even think about asking if the carpet matches the drapes, I want you to first envision me punching you in the back of the head. And that's like the label on hairdryers - it's only there cuz some idiot actually tried it. :P
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