Shy Guy's busting out of his shell a little bit. He still does that whole "I'm sorry for everything I say because I'm afraid of what you think of me" thing, but at least he does it after saying stuff that actually could be offensive. Now he'll talk to me about sex. Hah. Great. He even bragged a little bit. That was amusing. "I'm a biology major, I could make you orgasm without even touching your vagina." That's a direct quote folks. Haha. That's hot. And also not really much of an accomplishment. Oh, technical terms. <3
Haha, anyhow, if Shy Guy's as smart as I think he is, or at least as paranoid as I think he is, our time together should be coming to an end soon. Every time I have plans that aren't hanging out with him, he gets frustrated, and I'm almost positive he thinks I'm lying to him. And I'm not - some people actually make plans AHEAD of time. He's still asking me to make spontaneous plans, and I usually can't do that. So he gives me the same old "nvm then" and I typically stop talking til he accuses me of hating him because I'm not talking. I just have nothing to say to him. Eventually it should taper off to nothing. Sorry Shy Guy, this just isn't working out.
To be fair, I made my ex come without even touching her below the waist. It's a story that she still tells at the bar. Apparently I've become famous.
ReplyDeleteSo yeah, it's not just biologists. Or even psychobiologists. Even nerds like us can do it if we try hard enough.
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