Oh, this is just....classic

I just had the MOST cliche conversation of my LIFE. So, a 33-year old male from Ontario (you crazy Canadians ;3) messages me, and opens with "How r u doing today sweet thing?" ...Sweet thing? People still say that?? At least he didn't spell it "thang" - I would've peed myself. I say I'm good, and he asks what I'm up to, which of course, is just sitting around checking my mail. He says, cool, he's just sitting around in his underwear. Then, he goes for it: "What r u wearing baby?" Jeans and a freaking Mickey Mouse t-shirt, duh. Then he wants to know what color panties I'm wearing. Gag me. Then the best line I think I've ever vomited to - "Mmmm are you a naughty little sweet thing baby?" Oh my gosh. Haha, I stopped laughing just long enough to reply "Not if you're going to tell Santa." Why do men almost twice my age always ask me really creepy questions? Seriously, nothing makes me feel more like a kid than a 30-something asking if I like older men. Then, he asks me if I like to talk nasty. Not dirty, nasty. My bad, I thought this WAS nasty!

On a lighter note, I've been talking to another guy for a few days now, an 18-year old from my area. I'm honestly not too interested, but I'm at least being polite and letting him talk to me when he likes. I'm not even worried about leading him on, cuz he won't flirt with me. Oh, shy guys. They're so cute sometimes. I get the feeling he wants to ask me to hang out, but keeps chickening out cuz I usually have something else I'm doing when he goes to ask. His biggest mistake is that he keeps trying to ask me to hang out that day. If you're going to ask someone new to hang out or go on a date, you really need to give them some notice. I'd advise asking at least two days ahead of time, whether you're a guy or a girl. That way they have some time to get ready (especially us ladies, we're weird, and like to plan stuff in advance) and you're less likely to be cut off by some pre-existing plans.