I registered for my first online dating site this November, as a joke with one of my best friends. Within five minutes we both were chatting up middle aged men and comparing who was checking us out. I didn't really anticipate ever seriously using the site, but here I am six months later still checking my messages, getting unsolicited nude pictures of hairy men, and being entirely too nice to a lot of guys I'll probably never be interested in. Don't get me wrong, I have accepted a few dates. One I ended up dating for about a month, and we're still friends. One turned out to be a transsexual. And one stood me up after pestering me for a week to go out with him. Go figure! I've spoken to armies of ridiculous people, and the stories I've told to friends have actually caused them to sign up for these sites too. They're kind of addictive, and highly amusing, and I'm currently an active user of three different free sites. I refuse to pay for them :P
Anyhow, some quick facts about me. I'm an 18 year old female living in New England, and I use the same username for just about every site, so if you happen to be registered to a free dating site, feel free to look me up. Just, be warned, if you're ridiculous, you likely will be posted on here. After having two different guys ask me to hook up with them literally within a minute of eachother, I decided I needed to start chronicling this stuff. I'm going to at least attempt to post daily, mostly cuz something ridiculous DOES seem to pop up every day. If not, I may tell some of the older stories haha.
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